Thursday, 16 February 2012


This is not a tale of amusement. Rather, one of horror.
At the tender age of 11, Eleanor received a teddy from her 'boyfriend', James*. Obviously, like any other little girl, Eleanor loved this teddy.
Until one day.
The day that Eleanor saw James holding hands with another girl on the playground. BETRAYAL.
Any normal little girl would've gone home, maybe cried a little and moved on. But imagine you are not a normal little girl. You are Eleanor. So of course, the only logical thing to do would be to take the beloved innocent little teddy... and shave it, cut of all its limbs and finally, decapitate it, placing its head on a spike as a message to all future boyfriends.

Look at that innocent smile... hiding the crazed lunatic that lurks within.
*Names have been changed to protect the identity of the foolish people who cross Eleanor.

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